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Look At Me Now - I'm Gettin' [Sugar] Paper
Yellow thank you cards, yellow stripe-y liningYellow wrapping paper, yellow notebooks shiningYeah, yeah, that shit is cute and pret-tayI got it from a place called Sugar Paper LAThat's just a little...
View ArticleHow to Make Curls with A Round Brush
Some of you had questions about my video from earlier in the week and how I made the curls with the round brush, so I slowed the video down and told you exactly how I did it here:
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Paleo Sweet Potato Meringue Pie
I get really annoyed by people who don't "know how" to cook. Like, it's not even hard! Seriously! The hardest part about cooking is probably having the right equipment or making sure you didn't forget...
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The Not So Hidden Valley: Paleo Ranch Dressing
Let's not mince words: Ranch dressing is delicious. If you don't agree, might I point you here? I mean, don't get me wrong...I'm not of the "RANCH ALL THE THINGS!!!" camp, but I have been known to dip...
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Custom Fit Meals Review and Promo Code
As a Paleo practitioner for three-ish years, I've come across countless rounds of people who have told me they were going to give the Paleo lifestyle a try, only to throw in the towel a few days in...
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Pumpkin Spice Latte Cupcakes
What can you really say about Pumpkin Spice Latte cupcakes that hasn't already been said?Pumpkin Spice Latte CupcakesMakes 18 cupcakes1 stick unsalted butter, room temperature1 1/2 cups sugar2 eggs,...
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Apple Spice Cookies (Paleo)
I originally planned to go apple picking with my friend Leslie yesterday, but despite having one of the mildest best summers since I've lived in D.C., mother nature decided to spice up October 6th by...
View ArticleDidju Guys See This Yet?
Sometimes dating is amazing and wonderful. But the other 99% of the time, it's painful, awkward, and just a little bit creepy. And that's exactly what one completely innocent young lady encountered...
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In October, Drinking Horchata...
I met Vampire Weekend once, did you know? Yeah, it was no big deal. Kyle and I were just strolling through D.C. near the White House one afternoon and there was the whole band just goofing off in a...
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Oh My Gourd (and Cheese Balls)
Pop Quiz: What is the classiest part of Halloween?If you answered getting drunk while carving pumpkins, you would be correct! “Pumpkin shaped Cheese Ball” would also have been accepted.This weekend, a...
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Pumpkin Pie Snickerdoodle Bars
Remember when I told you me and my friends use Halloween-themed get togethers as an excuse to eat ALL THE THINGS?! Well, I forgot to tell you I made these.I'm putting the "OMG" in this blog's title...
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Gourd-geous Pumpkins!
By now, you're all well aware my pumpkin carving skills are in fact, not skills at all, and instead, just very sad, very awkward movements of hand and child-friendly carving devices. You should also be...
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Versatile Paleo Wraps - Paleo Fish Tacos
I have tried a variety of bread subtsitutes since going Paleo several years ago...some have been good, but impossible to recreate at home and others have been terrible, not worth recreating anywhere. I...
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Paleo Chicken Caulifredo Bake, as Told by Mean Girls
"You guys, this Chicken Caulifredo Bake is so FETCH!""Gretchen, stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen. And also, stop trying to make caulifredo happen. Noone knows what you're...
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Holiday Gift Guide: Hostess with Mostess
Chances are, if you have even 2 friends, you'll be invited to a holiday-themed party in the next month and a half. When you accept that holiday party invitation, you could show up and be the simpleton...
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Simple Roast Chicken
The internet is a wondrous place, full of more information that you could ever need about everything from Nazi hunters to forgotten informercials from the '90s. Needless to say, there are basically a...
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Holiday Gift Guide: Dudes
I don't think I'm alone when I say OUR diet starts tomorrow, amirite ladies?! I'd also bet I'm not alone when I say that buying for the fellas in your life is generally one of the harder demographics...
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Paleo Cheez-Its--JK, Just "Cheezey" Kale Chips
How many months ago were kale chips? Like, would you say...3 months? Maybe 6 months? Were kale chips SO 14 months ago? Look, I don't know. I can't keep up with these hippie food trends (yes I can) so...
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Paleo No She Didn't! Featuring Ginger(not)bread and Paleo Hot Chocolate
Over the summer, I got the harebrained idea to start a Paleo cooking web series, and because YouTube is free to anyone with an internet connection and a dream, I finally got my life together enough to...
View Article"Paleo No She Didn't": Chicken Zoodle Soup
I know it seems like I'm becoming more of a vlogger, but that's only because I'm becoming more of a vlogger. But I think you guys are up for it. Here's the second episode of Paleo No She Didn't! (In...
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